Friday Randoms

I

"Oh, hey, there is a red pecker woodhead on the ..."

"What?"

"A red pecker ... a wood pecker ... a ... FUCK IT I'M DONE TALKING."

II

"I was going to tell you something but now I can't remember what it was."

"I'm sorry."

"It's not your fault my brain is hiding the words.  Maybe it will release them from captivity later."

III

"I have the Spice Girls stuck in my head."

"Tell me what you want, what you really really want!"

"I really really really wanna zig a zig aaaaaah!"

"..."

"To be honest, I don't know what that means."