Him: I have a yellow tie. You know how yellow goes with blue, like, all the time? So I always wear a yellow tie with this (gestures towards blue dress shirt) but I couldn't FIND it. Where does a yellow tie go? No idea. But my roommate had this orange tie. So I had to wear an orange tie with this shirt.
Me: It's fashion foward.
Him: Except this is a pretty conservative place, you know? And I don't know that many people. I feel like everyone is looking at me.
Me: They're not.
Him: But how do you know?
Me: I have on a bright pink and purple dress. I have spikey orange hair. I have a tattoo on my leg and the back of my neck, AND I have a hoop in my nose.
Him: They're not looking at me.
Me: They're DEFINITELY not looking at you, kid.
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