I
"How's your day going?"
"Meh."
"Did you know that 'meh' backwards is 'hem'?"
"..."
"HEM!"
II
"That guy is sneaky. And elusive."
"Unlike his namesake."
"Who is as subtle as a punch in the crotch."
III
"No. You cannot name the weekly newsletter 'Just the Tip.'"
"No?"
"NO."
"You are SO mean."
IV
"To quote one of the best movies of all time, Sweet Home Alabama --"
"NO."
"To quote one of the best RomComs of all time, Sweet Home Alabama --"
"Again. NO."
"Um. To quote a movie ..."
"You may now proceed."
V
"It was cat video Friday."
"What do you do on cat video Friday?"
"Well ... there are cat videos? And we watch them."
"Seriously? I AM SO EXCITED YOU HAVE FOUND YOUR PEOPLE."
"Who'd've thought?"
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