I
"I don't know, I just stopped ... believing."
"You are not allowed to do that, according to Journey."
II
"And then he was all like, you should come over, and I was like ... umm..."
"... I'd love to but I just remembered that you're wicked creepy, so I can't?"
"THAT. ALL OF THE THAT."
III
"Tell me again why I'm not a world famous scientist?"
"Because you majored in English?"
"SEMANTICS."
IV
"My PMS is demanding a ham sandwich."
"Your PMS is oddly specific."
"It wants what it wants. Don't judge."
V
"I haven't been to Target in over a week."
"Really?"
"Yeah. I think my bank is going to file a missing persons report."
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