Friday Randoms

I

"What's the word for things that happen weekly?"

"Um. Weekly."

"You're the best!"

II

"Whatcha doing?"

"Being snarky on the Internet. Why?"

"Never mind. I can't interrupt your life's work."

III

"I really think that the most important thing here is that we recognize that we are this cat's minions and that we in no way own the house or anything in it."

(Cat meows)

"See? Her majesty agrees."

IV

"Oh, I wanted to tell you..."

"What?"

"..."

"Yes?"

"I wanted to tell you some words but I can't remember what any of them were? So I'm going to go now."

V

"This shoe department is a mess."

"Shoepocalypse!"

"Shoemageddon!"

"Shoenami!"

"Shoenado!"

"...Odyssey of the Mind nerds strike again."

"Pretty much."