So. I went to the doctor because, well, you're supposed to and stuff.
Results were varied.
I mean, on one hand, my blood-pressure is textbook perfect. This makes my nerdy soul very happy, as though I got the correct answer on a test.
On the other hand, everything else? SHOT TO HELL, kids.
But I got 100% on the blood pressure thing! WHEEEEEEEEEE!
And I ALSO got a lecture and more appointments and a handout on lifestyle changes.
Which. Well. I don't know what the opposite of "WHEEEEEEEEE!" is, but that was my response.
I've gotten the lifestyle change (as in, "It's not a diet! It's a lifestyle change!") lecture before. Based on the fact that I'm still getting said lecture, it seems fairly obvious that I am paying no attention at all.
Well, that's not true. I DO pay attention. I pay attention and I feel bad about myself for a few days and then I eat a box of cheezits and decided "Whatever, with your medical degrees and stuff Mrs Doctor Lady," and go right back to what I was doing before. And then I would have to go back to the doctor and have the lecture again -- omnomnom, weigh, repeat.
THIS time, though, it was different, because I noticed how happy it made me to ace the blood pressure test. I felt good. I felt like I was doing something right.
I felt like I maybe would want to do MORE things right.
I felt like maybe I would want, you know, not to get The Lecture again.
I decided that I would embrace said Lifestyle Change ... once I did some research. In typical Yellie fashion, I decided that until my research was complete I would do the OPPOSITE of changing my lifestyle. In fact, I would eat all of the things. All of them. All of the delicious noms would go into my face.
I'm fairly certain that medical professionals do not suggest this approach.
I'm also fairly certain that this approach will give you heartburn. A LOT.
Lifestyle changes, by the way, require that you CHANGE YOUR LIFESTYLE.
(You probably already realized that. I was a little slower to clue in.)
So, research completed? I jumped in headfirst.
I'll let you know how it goes.