Thursday, January 7, 2016

Randoms (On Thursday. Mixing it Up!)

I.

"Michael Stipe turned 56 today."

"Whaaaaat? I'm so old."

"Yeah. NOW everybody hurts."

II

"It would suck to be a starfish. Like, you can't really move, you're scared, something's threatening you, and all you can do is barf. It's like the worst defense mechanism ever."

III

"Potatoes are not a vegetable."

"I submit that they are."

"No."

"Dude, have you ever planted a roll? They're a vegetable."

IV

(after watching Annie Lennox on Vevo): "She is rocking it for pale chicks all over the land."

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