"So I was having this crazy dream where there was a giant sinkhole in our yard and it was winter and people kept missing or sliding through the corner and going right into it and there was nothing we could do but stand there, helplessly, watching them disappear. I finally decided that I couldn't take it anymore and that we needed to do something? And that's when the cat stuck her paw in my mouth and I woke up."
"So, what do you feel like the lesson was?"
"... Don't sleep with my mouth open?"