Friday, April 22, 2016

Friday Randoms


"This is the kind of weather that makes me want to be outside. Which is weird because I'm not outsidey. I'm... Insidey."


"I have the worst cramps. My uterus hates me."

"Maybe it loves you! Maybe those are, um... Uterus hugs!"


"I'm pastey-pale except for the bright red allergy nose I am sporting."


"I am a sexy bitch. It's true."


"I just feel the need to point out that a lot of people you know are kind of assholes."

"That's not -- okay, yes, but that's not where this story was going?"

"It is now."


"Jesus. You cook, you take photos, you sing, you decorate, you clean ... is there anything you DON'T do?"

"Exercise. Obviously."

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