"Jesus, look at the size of that dog. What is that, a Great Dane?"
"Meh. It's an Okay Dane at best."
II
Friend texts a picture of her dented car.
Me (texting back): That is bulkshit.
Me (texting again): Bulkshit.
Me (texting again): Okay, so apparently Autocorrect thinks Bulkshit is a word. WTF.
It's shit! That you buy at Costco!
II
Friend texts a picture of her dented car.
Me (texting back): That is bulkshit.
Me (texting again): Bulkshit.
Me (texting again): Okay, so apparently Autocorrect thinks Bulkshit is a word. WTF.
It's shit! That you buy at Costco!
III
"Remember that morning I was so addled that I put coffee grounds in the coffee cups and milk and sugar in the French press?"
"... That was today."
"Yeah so what I'm trying to say is that I still feel that loopy."
IV
"It's like an 80s music festival in here."
"It's the BEST(ival)!"
"..."
"I know that was lame but I couldn't help it."
IV
"It's like an 80s music festival in here."
"It's the BEST(ival)!"
"..."
"I know that was lame but I couldn't help it."
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