Friday, April 8, 2016

Friday Randoms


"Jesus, look at the size of that dog. What is that, a Great Dane?"

"Meh. It's an Okay Dane at best."


Friend texts a picture of her dented car.

Me (texting back): That is bulkshit.

Me (texting again): Bulkshit.

Me (texting again): Okay, so apparently Autocorrect thinks Bulkshit is a word. WTF.

 It's shit! That you buy at Costco!


"Remember that morning I was so addled that I put coffee grounds in the coffee cups and milk and sugar in the French press?"

"... That was today."

"Yeah so what I'm trying to say is that I still feel that loopy."


"It's like an 80s music festival in here."

"It's the BEST(ival)!"


"I know that was lame but I couldn't help it."

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