"To food or not to food. That is the question."
"Tis a noble question."
"Wouldst thou care to go get a delicious repast, or wouldst thou prefer to enjoy the victuals brought with you?"
"Verily, I couldst proceed in either direction."
"Ye Olde Heron of White does offer a delightful selection for a noonchine. ’Tis true. I will leave the choosing with thou, good sir."
"I chooseth a mighty repast at the Heron unless choosing thus offends milady’s sensibilities."
"Milady is pleased with this choice and will be ready to join this culinary adventure shortly."
"I await thy arrival anon."
"I want people to stop being assholes to each other.
"So what makes you think that your asthma is the problem?"
"Um. 37 years of experience?"
"That sounds fair."