"In the immortal words of ... someone? I can't remember who said it, but somebody said a thing about this once--"
"-- way to sound SUPER WISE. That's outstanding."
II
"Is your iPad ok?"
"Yeah, it updated."
"Okay, I was just worried that something was wrong."
"Oh if there's something wrong you'll know. I'll hold it out to you and whimper like a Dickensian orphan."
III
"Cold medicine: a magical potion that will restore your ability to breathe but will remove your ability to remember what you were doing, deprive you of the focus to do it once you DO remember, and will make you think you still need to do things you have already done."
"..."
"But yay, breathing."
IV
"That guy's got an ego the size of ... what's a really big planet? Insert really big planet name here."
V
"Why? Why does a Y chromosome prevent you from admitting that you need to go to the doctor?"
"It just does. SCIENCE."
"Cold medicine: a magical potion that will restore your ability to breathe but will remove your ability to remember what you were doing, deprive you of the focus to do it once you DO remember, and will make you think you still need to do things you have already done."
"..."
"But yay, breathing."
IV
"That guy's got an ego the size of ... what's a really big planet? Insert really big planet name here."
V
"Why? Why does a Y chromosome prevent you from admitting that you need to go to the doctor?"
"It just does. SCIENCE."
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