"I LOVE THIS MUSICAL SO MUCH!"
"ME TOO! SO MUCH CAPSLOCK OF LOVE!"
"I MUST SHOUT IT ON THE COMPUTER!"
"SHOUT IT SISTER! SHOUT IT WITH THE KEYBOARD!"
"I don't know what to do. I mean I know what to do but I don't know how to tell you how to do it. HELP ME OBI WAN YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE."
"I found it out by consulting the Googs."
"Google and I have such a close relationship that I just call it the Googs now. We're like that."
"I don't think that I should be expected to use words at six AM. I just don't."
"Dogs think tripe is the most delicious thing on the planet."
"Dogs will eat their own poop. They are NOT gourmets."