So my doctor's office called this morning with the results of all the lab work etc from my visit last week.
Are you ready for this?
Post-The Lecture, it is determined that my health is as follows:
1. Blood pressure: Perfect. If anything, a little low.
2. Cholesterol: Perfect.
3. Blood sugar: Perfect
4. Range of motion (except for the bum shoulder?): Perfect.
5. Blood oxygen levels: Perfect
Who wants to eat a pint of Ben and Jerry's out of spite right now? THIS KID.
However, who will also stubbornly stick to her plan, again out of said spite? That's right. Me again.
But still. I don't think The Lecture was warranted. I'm just saying.